I apologize profusely for my absence. It's a hard knock life, climbing in and out of this damn well to murder the dumb shits of the world. BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT.
Problem is, it just leaves me too exhausted to update an eljay. -_-;;
It's the last day of tooh thowsen sehven :DD
Which means... A WHOLE NEW FRESH BATCH OF DELICIOUSLY IGNORANT AND UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS.
I'll be partying down in my well tonight. All ye who are still faithful, come join...
P.S. ONE MISSED CALL = TOTAL FUCKING KNOCK OFF