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missed me? [31 Dec 2007|10:05am]
Goodness. Things are a bit dusty around here >_<

I apologize profusely for my absence. It's a hard knock life, climbing in and out of this damn well to murder the dumb shits of the world. BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT.

Problem is, it just leaves me too exhausted to update an eljay. -_-;;


It's the last day of tooh thowsen sehven :DD


I'll be partying down in my well tonight. All ye who are still faithful, come join...

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[15 Jun 2006|04:08pm]
It's been two years and this original bitch is BACK.

So, summer's started. The flowers are growing, the sky is blue, the birds are chirping, the sun is shining.

It all sort of makes me sick.

I need to kill some asses.

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[12 May 2006|04:21pm]
oh my gosh. The other day, I crawled through this kid's television. I had the whole shebang. Lights going fucking crazy, water oozing out of everywhere, doing my creepy walk... son of a bitch just sat there. I gave him the look and he just says "is that all?"

That mother fucker. I MURDERED his ass. Let that be a lesson to you guys:
don't be a smartass when there's the ghost of a pissed off eight year old girl crawling through your damn television.
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[10 May 2006|10:57pm]
they're making another damn movie about me! this one is a prequel.
I think I'll audition to be in this one. that Kelly Stables girl ain't hackin it.

the tape was recently shown to a group of school kids. you have no idea how big the smile on my face is right now.
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[24 Apr 2006|06:40am]
wow! so I guess Toshio is pretty pissed about this Scary Movie 4 business. I haven't seen it, but he's pretty miffed
I never got to see Scary Movie 3, I don't like the idea of being mocked. Especially when I'm the man
Anyone see it? any thoughts? (on both Scary Movies 3 and 4)
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[05 Apr 2006|10:39pm]
what's everyone been doing? I started a band! yeah. it's me and that kid from the Grudge. Toshio. I play keyboards and he plays a mean fuzzy bass. occasionally we get shows at local venues. we are the Sons and Daughters of Hungry Ghosts. we took our name from a song by Wolf Parade! we're really busy with the band, plus our killings. but more and more people are learning their lessons to not watch the tape. so it's kind of like having business die down, which I don't mind. I'm at the point in my life where I want to have fun and be a kid and not commit to this whole "job" thing 24/7, you know?

love you.
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[25 Nov 2005|01:10pm]
Sorry I haven't been updating recently. the bank is threatening to foreclose on the well, so I've had to take up a job at Wal-Mart to pay the bills. Which leads to me having no time at all, in between killing idiots who watch the tapes and idiots who leave me jerk-ass comments.
Thanksgiving yesterday was fun. I went to my friend Clint's house and ate some turkey and cranberry sauce. I forgot to ask his mom for the recipe though. that was some good cranberry sauce. ow ow.
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[01 Nov 2005|11:42am]
hope everyone had an amazing Halloween.
I went trick-or-treatin' and these guys wouldn't give me any candy so I totally RAPED them.
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[30 Oct 2005|10:05am]

so Halloween is tomorrow. I'm being Spider-Man!
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[26 Sep 2005|06:56pm]
anyone want to hook me up with a copy of the Ring Companion? I think I deserve one as I am IN IT.

I hate when people don't answer the phone when I call. seriously. What do you think is going to happen? You don't hear "seven days..." and so you won't die? Idiot! It just pisses me off! It's so awkward. For example:

Girl: Hey ya'll! I'm not here right now so leave a message! LOL BYE!
me: Ohh, uhh... h-hey... how are you... sorry I missed you. I was just, uhh... ahhh... uhm. Shit. I really wish you'd been here to get this call. Uhm... in any case... you know... seven days... yeah... you're... you're gonna die in seven days... ... ... yeah... welllll.... I guess I'm gonna go. just... give me a call when you get this. bye... call me... bye...

Moral of the story: I MURDERED THAT CUNT
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[17 Sep 2005|09:49pm]
tough day. tough fucking day.
let me give you a brief summary.

a week ago someone put on a tape in a convention room full of over 1,000 people. they didn't know what they were seeing. When it was over, they were left dazed and confused, and then, a thousand cell phones went off at once.
so I've been pretty busy the last week haunting their asses and in between going to the gym to prepare for the inevitable day seven. In short, I've been wearing myself pretty damn thin. If I wasn't already dead, I'm sure I'd be by now. Ever try to kill 1,396 people all at once?
Tough day at the office, kids, tough day.
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[29 Aug 2005|05:44pm]
"how do you make there face like that and i felt sorry for you in the ring 2 because all you want is a mummy and to be loved and I understand that but maybe you could just find your mum in hell or heaven wherever she is and say that you want a mommy to love you and 1 mor thing!Is there a real tape of that thing and would you REALLY kill them if they watched it? jessy_rulz94@hotmail.com"

1) I'm an effing psychic! I can do anything I want to these kids. you saw Ring Two, right? I totally made that chick give herself an anneurism!

2) I just wanted Naomi Watts' sweet nipples. hot damn. you ever see those things? rent 21 Grams, you'll see what I'm talking about. and I wanted to be a boy so I could fuck her! yeah! Because when girls have sex there's no penetration. And I want to make that bitch SQUEAL.

3) well my mom obviously didn't want me, seeing as she fucking asphixiated me with a garbage bag, tossed my body in a well, and jumped off a cliff.

4) yes, and I do!

OK. fucking... this can't be serious. It just can't. Hon, I don't really know how to tell you this but-- they're just movies, and I'm just a kid. I'm just an RPer, and a bad one at that. so, don't ever creep me out again. Fuck!
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[20 Aug 2005|08:22pm]
see the 40 Year Old Virgin! God dammit.

I killed this baby today. I think the story goes that, the mom saw the tape, got scared, made a copy for her son, and let his little infant self watch the tape. Well, after I killed the kid, I pulled out the mom's eyes. so I have a question:


I want some god damn fanart
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[05 Aug 2005|09:23pm]
so they're making an action figure of me.
Sounds pretty cool. If anyone can hook me up and toss one down into the well. Waterlogged Barbies are no fun.

So like what's with all these fagmos and their "groups". Like "lets watch the tape together and experience the terror! Samara is showing us a world of wonder!" Um no. I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna turn you into somethin like this:

or maybe like take control of your arm and make you give yourself an aneurism. I dunno. It depends on what time I got to bed the night before lol...

but seriously assholes. It's not easy appearing in like fifteen places at once. Give me a break. Maybe save me fifteen minutes and kill yourSELVES.

In other news: Olly got me the Kelly Clarkson CD. Shit is bumpin.
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[20 Jul 2005|05:31pm]
omg. The other day we were at Wal-Mart and this girl pointed at me and said, "look! It's the girl from the Grudge!"

Mother fucker.
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omg [14 Jul 2005|08:29pm]
Today I was crawling from this girl's television to kill her and I got stuck. :(!!!
That's never happened before!! omg. Am I fat?? ;_;
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long rant... [13 Jul 2005|07:00pm]
Grrr. Seriously people. If you aren't prepared to suffer the consequences DON'T WATCH THE TAPE. Seriously.
First of all, this kid, his name's Jordan (he's 16 or so), he watched it last week and I been counting off the days till I can go catch the fucker. And his time finally came today at 4:56. Mountain time, in case you were wondering. I mean, I'd cleared my schedule just to plan this kid's death. I was supposed to go see the Fantastic Four with my friend Olly and everything. But no, I call up Olly, I say, "hey man, can't go with you today. I got some killing to do."
This kid was so much fun to mess with. I like made him see horses everywhere, I'd appear sporadically in windows and other reflective surfaces (because I can, WHAT), and when I gave him "the mark", this is what I'm really proud of. I made him dream he was in a grocery store and all the lights went out. Then, the store PA system started playing noises from the tape. He was trying to run out of the aisle, but it was like he couldn't move from the spot. He's looking around all freaked out and shit, and then water starts dripping from the ceiling. It forms a huge puddle and starts to move towards him, and he's looking down on it. I swear, there's no other name for his expression but "OMG". And then, wham! I come up out of the puddle and grab him and he wakes up. Hehehehe...
So after all of that, I was ready to off the bastard. Then, things take a turn for the worst (rather, annoying).
Alright, somehow the idiot got the idea that turning your television to the wall keeps me from coming out. Even if that was the case, it DOESN'T WORK IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE TELEVISION. So one second I'm crawling out of the well, walking closer towards him, and he's all scared and shit, like pissing his pants. And the next, he somehow wills his limbs to move, and he gets up and turns his television around and pushes it against the wall. So, I stop, and seriously make this face: -_-. I can hear him laughing and everything. He screams, "I beat her! I won!" I don't think so, little man!
So, I'm pretty pissed. I hate it, FUCKING HATE IT, when these doomed fuckers make everything tough on themselves AND me. So, I let him think he's won. The television turns off, and he's seriously jumping for joy. He picks up his phone to call someone, presumably to gloat, but I'm miles ahead of him. When he picks it up, water starts coming out of the ear holes. Then I make it explode. Hehehehe...
He starts screaming, so I think this is a good time to start flickering the lights. Lame, I know, but in the right circumstances, it can be effective. I tip his television over and it flickers on again. Bam! Well.
So he bolts. Little shit. How are you going to run from me? I'm starting to get really annoyed.
He runs upstairs to his room and locks the door. Because, I'm not a ghost or something. -_- face again.
Son of a bitch forgets he has a television in his room I guess. Or maybe he only thought it works on the television you watched it on, that being in the family room downstairs, where we just were. If that kind of shit stopped me, I'd never get anything done. So, he's breathing hard and fast and looking around all paranoid. Then he like lowers his head and breathes a sigh of relief. Right then, I decide to hurry things up. His television turns on and it's the well, of course. He turns around and screams, like a girl, I might add. So he opens his door to bolt, again, and by this time I'm seriously losing my patience. So I just say to myself, "fuck it."
When he opens his door, I'm waiting on the other side. Then, you know the drill. Eye. Scream. Death. ^_^
Seriously. If you're not going to go to do something as simple as COPY THE TAPE, then don't get all pissy and scared and shit when your time comes, fucker! God. It's not like copying the tape takes a lot of time! It's not like it's any big secret anymore! God.

In any case, I rented Suicide Club tonight. I heard it'll scare the shit out of me. Ha!

See ya, lovelies.
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[13 Jul 2005|06:27pm]
[ mood | it's cold in here! ]

Hey everybody. I'm the new Samara. I think I'll sign up new sidekicks/rapists/et al. So if you're already listed as one of those and want to keep your position, just respond to this post. The cutoff date to keep your title is July 31st. Then I'll start accepting applications for all that. Hope everyone enjoys my stint as Samara.

Season's greetings! ^_^

ps. To address concerns I know people are having: this was just an introductory post. Serious posts will continue either tonight or tomorrow. Hang in there kids.

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New! [13 Jul 2005|02:00pm]
ATTENTION! There is a new Samara! Thank you for letting me be here! I'm sorry for all the others who wanted to be but didnt get the part. I am glad i had this opportunity and if you ever want to reach me, my AIM screen name is XxSxyStallionxX and my email is NDeadofnight@comcast.net and chances are i might not be on my AIM for a while. -^^. So thankyou and i hope you all rot in heavan! (thats good).

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READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [29 Jun 2005|10:27pm]
[ mood | stressed ]

Hi, I have some bad news and a good oportunity for some people. I am sorry to iform all my minnions that...*sigh* I will not be able to post. I have to much to do. I know, Sux right? Well, if you want the job all you have to do is E-mail me at NDeadofnight@comcast.net. If you post on here chances are I wont respond so it will be much easier if you just email me. This is what I want if you want the part...

1. Good reason
2. Evilness
3. Telling me what you would do to help this run down fuck of a well
4. Name (first)
5. And if you are worthy enough

I will email you all back! And, the person who I think will be a good Samara Morgan and will be chosen on the date I think is most....good lol. But, I will not be able to respond to your emails till Sunday or further noticed. I know, busy! But I also know alot of people who would like to be the new Samara Morgan. Thank you, AND GOOD LUCK!


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